You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. –Wayne Gretzky

Michael Scott

The kids got cheated out of a lot of things, but at least they didn’t get cheated out of the sacred snow day ❄️

@Snow Day

Stonks 📉

If there’s anything we should hold onto here from the last few days of stock market news, it’s the reminder of exactly what war we’re in on the largest scale: rich vs poor.

Laws with fines as penalties are only laws for poor people.

Ok, I snapped.

I finally hit my breaking point. After 11 months of everyone home all the time and no babysitting and no breaks I can officially say that I am past the point of no return when it comes to not having a place to work.